Reviewing a 10 speed "race car" masturbator cup for science

The Adult Gadget Guy reviewed the unbranded 10-speed "race car" masturbator cup after a friend brought it to our attention. Out of interest, and for the sake of scientific research we had to review it.

Unbranded masturbator cup?

A friend of the Adult Gadget Guy was been spending a lot of time window shopping on those large discount shopping apps. You know the shopping apps we're talking about.

He wanted to know if we had ever bought any adult gadgets from those apps. And to be frank we had. Of course just from a purely academic, research point of view. We have to admit that we're likely to buy gadgets from these shopping apps again.

We can't help ourselves in the hope that we'll find a nugget of gold eventually.

We received a few text messages with images of the masturbator. Like the one above and it sparked a memory of seeing something similar but without the any memory of the brand or where we had seen such a gadget before. What stuck out immediately was the fact that it was unbranded and then the boast of the "power motor" with "10 vibrating modes".

These sort of claims are always suspicious to us. In our experience, disappointment is what guys will have using them.

When the masturbator cup finally arrived and unpacked that's when the first problem was discovered; the sleeve could not come out entirely as it was connected with a wire and there was no obvious way of disconnecting it from the cup and the instructions offered no information about it.

The sleeve however was a great fit to the cup. Cleaning the sleeve was awkward with great care to make sure no liquids ended between the sleeve and the cup. Drying took a long time even with a drying stick and the unit placed in a breezy part of the test lab. Charging the adult gadget did not take as long as the drying did.

Setting the mood, ready to test

Setting the mood was easy with some great dirty chat and the favorite list of adult content. That list always works. Dirty chat always helps too.

With the mood set, the list of content and the adult gadget full charged the test began. It was surprising how soft but enveloping the sleeve felt upon inserting the meat sword. It felt quite good going in and there were enough nodules and ridges to keep the good feelings going until it had swallowed up the meat sword.

The test was on.

Starting with a few strokes, there was great sensation but due to the size and shape of the gadget it was difficult to get a good grip on it. After a few more strokes it was clear that this adult gadget was a two-hand effort. Despite handling the gadget before the test, it didn't seem at that time that it was too bulky or difficult to hold.

That's not always a bad thing but with both hands now on the gadget, there no hand spare to operate the keyboard or mouse to scroll through the list of content. At this point, there was a realization that such a toy might be better enjoyed watching a list of videos. However, it was little late for that.

Time to start the engine

Now that we had a good rhythm going, it was time to fire up the "power motor". Starting with the first vibration mode, it was a pretty standard slow speed but no pattern vibration. But it was such a weak vibration there was barely a sensation coming through the sleeve. This is not an uncommon experience, however it was disappointing.

A good point though was that there was not a lot of noise and there were no strange noise coming from the gadget.

That's when the gadget was cranked up to its next level.

There was an audible change after going to the second pattern. It was still pretty quiet but again there was little sensation coming through the sleeve and a barely noticeable change in the speed/intensity of the vibration. It was quite obvious the unit was following the familiar pattern of gadgets of this type; the first three vibration patterns were simply straight vibrations, no pattern and the only thing changing was the speed/intensity of the vibration.

Moving to the third pattern, there again an audible change in the speed of the vibration. At least there was some sensation being felt but having tested many masturbators of this type before the sensation felt more like what would be expected of the first pattern. It was great that the gadget wasn't make a great deal of noise with no strange noises coming from it, but so far the only thing that felt good was the sleeve itself.

Wanting to be able to tell our friend that it was worthwhile getting, the testing moved onto the next pattern. It was obvious there was a change, but there was still little change in sensation. It also sounded like the toy had actually gotten quieter.

Gearing up the "race car" adult gadget

With disappointment starting to set in, it was time for gearing up the "race car" through the next couple of patterns. They too were not great. There was a little more sensation but not at the level of other similar adult gadgets.

The toy was not emitting a lot of noise and it wasn't falling apart or making strange noises, so at least this was something but the meat sword was not as happy as it had been at the start. At this point we had gone through pattern five, six and seven.

Heading into the last few gears, these are usually the more exciting ones. Well that's the opinion of this Adult Gadget Guy. Unfortunately, pattern eight was not much better than the last few patterns. It was difficult to work out what was wrong and why there was so little vibration going through the sleeve.

Hoping that patterns nine and ten were the fun patterns only lead to disappointment.

The gadget was making all the right sort of noise and there was some sensation but no where near the hype suggested in the advertising for this adult gadget. The mind turned away from enjoying the content list to wondering if damage had been done during the cleaning process. It seemed that throughout the use of the gadget, it was difficult to understand why there was such little sensation coming through the sleeve.

Pattern ten was not much better, although this was the only pattern that offered anything that would be considered titillating and tantalizing for the weary meat sword.

After getting through the ten patterns, it was worth cycling through them again to see if anything had changed. Unfortunately nothing changed.

Not wanting to let a good stiff cock go to waste, the "race car" was turned off and used more like a Fleshlight. The level of disappointment resulted in more effort to climax even though the sleeve itself actually felt good. This fact continued to surprise throughout the test.

Once cum had been spilled, the unit was inspect to see if anything had been damaged, or if there was a loose connection between the sleeve and battery unit. Hoping this was the case, it was sad there was no obvious damage or connectivity problem.

DISCLOSURE NOTE:

Adult Gadget Guy was not paid or given gifts in kind or otherwise for anything mentioned, discussed or for the verdict given.

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The Verdict

The adult gadget received for testing was either defective or the manufacturer had seriously mismatched the sleeve with the vibration unit. Even though this gadget wasn't breaking the bank, and the sleeve actually felt good to use, the disappointment of being told it had power motors and the "race car" of masturbator cups was too much.

The Adult Gadget Guy's recommendation: DO NOT BUY